totalfangirl221b:

amygloriouspond:

shercockled:

It’s like every time Benedict greets someone he knows, he just defaults to Bromance Mode.

#HE HAS PRETTY MUCH TOUCHED EVERY MAN YOU WISH YOU COULD

#Including himself

(Source: lokiddled, via therobinofbaskerville)

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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(via cutiebabii)

  • society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  • person: okay.
  • society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  • person: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  • society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  • person: still seems pretty awful.
  • society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  • person: well, are they at least free? like how people can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  • society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  • person:
  • society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  • person:
  • society:
  • person: i think i'll go with my third option.
  • society:
  • person:
  • society: what third option?
  • person: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

The asshole’s not picking up! I know, fuck him!

(Source: novapkc, via rancake)

MEME OR DIE DUDE

(Source: spitblaze, via breadboo)

OR YOU DIE

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YOU EITHER MEME

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The Creatures Deck pack for Cards Against Humanity →

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

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burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

If you still haven’t seen this movie, do it now. 

(Source: lokihiddleston, via johnlocknetwork)

kelpls:

some shoes 

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meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle, via immortalhdildo)

therobinofbaskerville:

denetsa:

My moriarty cosplay :)
Im not done yet, i just need a tie…

NETA U LOOK AWESOMETHIS IS THE FIRST TIME I SEE YOUR FACE

Thank you :)

therobinofbaskerville:

denetsa:

My moriarty cosplay :)
Im not done yet, i just need a tie…

NETA U LOOK AWESOME
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I SEE YOUR FACE

Thank you :)

My moriarty cosplay :)
Im not done yet, i just need a tie…

My moriarty cosplay :)
Im not done yet, i just need a tie…